Breanie's Word Vomit

I tend to say things out loud that I shouldn't hence the URL. I'm an agnostic liberal, and I believe that Mindy Kaling is my patronus. I'm married to my partner in crime; Alex and have a furry son (dog) named Rufio. I'm also obsessed with interior design. You will see many posts about all those things, plus some other fun randomness.
Who I Follow

foulmouthedliberty:

gingervision:

newerleaf:

The cereal one and the poptart one were perfect.

"Send nudes" hahahaha

Pretty much exactly how I sext.

If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”

Kendra Wells (via belle-de-nuit)

Well this is fucking surreal

(via kendrawcandraw)

(via veggielezzyfemmie)

gingerish—gal:

ipsadixit:

shakeitoffs:

lol look how quickly tables turned after consequences were involved

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

What a fucking asswipe.

ladyfabulous:

midgardianlady:

http://www.refinery29.com/2014/08/73617/tom-hiddleston-coloring-book#slide

The Tom Hiddleston coloring book comes out September 1

You can pre-order it from here http://shop.ilovemel.me/collections/colouring-books/products/colour-me-good-tom-hiddleston

Seriously though, my birthday is in October. It’s coming up soon.

(via ladyfabulous)

rnikedirnt:

rnikedirnt:

my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous 

(via ladyfabulous)

fuckyeah1990s:

hardcore gaming

I wanted one of these so bad as a kid!

(via awkwardalley)

thebluelip-blondie:

I’ve wanted this dress for 13 years

And her ring! “My Date with the President’s Daughter,” was a favorite Disney movie of mine!

thebluelip-blondie:

I’ve wanted this dress for 13 years

And her ring! “My Date with the President’s Daughter,” was a favorite Disney movie of mine!

(via awkwardalley)

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?

SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

(via andantei)