Breanie's Word Vomit

I tend to say things out loud that I shouldn't hence the URL. I'm an agnostic liberal, and I believe that Mindy Kaling is my patronus. I'm married to my partner in crime; Alex and have a furry son (dog) named Rufio. I'm also obsessed with interior design. You will see many posts about all those things, plus some other fun randomness.
Who I Follow
It takes a very special make and model of asshole to join a protest where you scream at buses full of children.

I showed Alex the article about the husband who wrote the spreadsheet about lack of sex; and now he keeps mentioning the one he’s making.

adventureathlete:

thattallsummonerguy:

olisaurusrex:

true-blue-brit:

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.

It’d bring me great joy.

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I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….
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I’m 6’4”
228 pounds
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.


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what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

(via danigirly)

troylerisinyou:

i guess you learn something new every day

(via danigirly)

disturbingly-average:

i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian

(via danigirly)

kastland:

parenting

(via pleatedjeans)

my-skinny-state-of-mind:

May your lipstick be the reddest and your eyeliner be symmetrical.

(via ladyfabulous)

greengoldandgrey:

gingerish—gal:

I just saw this sidebar ad for an IUD. I’m dying. 

greengoldandgrey:

gingerish—gal:

I just saw this sidebar ad for an IUD. I’m dying. 

(via alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard)