Breanie's Word Vomit

I tend to say things out loud that I shouldn't hence the URL. I'm an agnostic liberal, and I believe that Mindy Kaling is my patronus. I'm married to my partner in crime; Alex and have a furry son (dog) named Rufio. I'm also obsessed with interior design. You will see many posts about all those things, plus some other fun randomness.
Who I Follow

riversong01:

fulbrite:

HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN

1. OWN A TABLET PEN

2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS

3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO

never have I laughed so hard

(via sovietsiren)

mossgoth:

good news, everyone: dogs

(via helvetebrann)

foulmouthedliberty:

Nope, totally not nipples. Srsly, at least a dozen of us analyzed the shit out of this pic, b/c his dad took it, and I freaked out thinking that my bf’s dad saw my nipples. 

Tell Alex he’s not allowed to look at my nipples anyway. He’ll be all George Costanza next time I see him.

Alex would like to know how you have that screenshot on standby. He also says, “Insert creepy comment here,” as he walked off to play with his new nerd gadget. 

xoxogetdowngetfunky:

princeburrito:

kit-n9ne:

God she is beautiful

GOOD LORDT

She’s basically what I think a mermaid would look like in real life.

Made the mistake of texting Alex, who I had to blow to get Gobstoppers - because I couldn’t find them at a few stores.

He came home with a bag full of them.

superdavelo103:

urhajos:

Suso33 in Madrid.

this is fucking awesome

(via foulmouthedliberty)

thefatgirlblog:

"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"

Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.

(via danigirly)