Breanie's Word Vomit

I tend to say things out loud that I shouldn't hence the URL. I'm an agnostic liberal, and I believe that Mindy Kaling is my patronus. I'm married to my partner in crime; Alex and have a furry son (dog) named Rufio. I'm also obsessed with interior design. You will see many posts about all those things, plus some other fun randomness.
Who I Follow

You know that things have gotten better with me when I wake up shaking my booty, singing, I’ve got a baby in my belly.

theclearlydope:

Do you want white folks heads to explode!?!?

theclearlydope:

Do you want white folks heads to explode!?!?

iwillbeatbpd:

Fuck yeah to the kids who feel like they’re dying inside but still gather up the strength to roll out of bed, get dressed, and leave the house. You are strong and beautiful and worth so much more than you know. 

(via foulmouthedliberty)

So Horne is effectively saying that the legal arguments supporting marriage discrimination are so weak, at least in the nine states overseen by the United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit, that he risks formal sanctions if he continues to present these arguments to a court.
WINNING legal battle. (via think-progress)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

u know that kid who’s at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they’re pressing the buttons like they’re playing? well that’s how i’m handling adulthood so far.

(via tastefullyoffensive)

ninjakoolaid:

Photography by Laura Ann Miller

GET IN MY MOUTH!

(via valiendomother)

So I’m hoping a load of people are going to come out in support of me here but I’ve got that sinking feeling I may be alone in this.

Our toilet broke so I was in shopping for new ones and the sales person joked (no doubt for the millionth time) that I’ll want one that automatically puts the seat down after I’m finished with it. I ‘joked’ back and said if I didn’t have a wife I could save money and not buy one with a seat and I’d never have to hear women complaining about putting it down again. To which he gave me a strange look and said “but what about when you need to poop?” I naturally pointed out that I’m a guy and therefore don’t put the seat down, I sit on the rim of the bowl. Several embarrassing moments later, I realize that I’ve misunderstood my entire life and that guys do indeed use the toilet seat. I left empty handed and red faced.

Thinking about it now, it makes sense. Especially how men’s restrooms have seats. But I just assumed it was a unisex/cost saving/oversight deal.

Guy Finally Realizes He’s Been Pooping Wrong His Whole Life

Humans are strange.

(via waitingonoblivion)

Patriarchy hurts men too. Especially their asses, apparently.

(via blueandbluer)

(via blueandbluer)

populationtyre:

FINALLY, some heroic journalism that covers the struggles of white males……. Truly revolutionary……

#patriarchy #feminism #rapeculture #mra #misandry #matriarchy #afeministwasmeantome

(via stfueverything)

heatheerly:

Spock letting his bangs grow a couple of millimetres past Vulcan acceptable standard and just looking at himself in the mirror like “anarchy”

(via e-pic)